Last year, between the two of us, we watched an average of 317 movies.
This year our goal is to top that by watching at least one a day.
And as an extra special torture, we've decided to write about all of them.

09 July 2008

A Clockwork Orgy, dir. Nic Cramer (1998)

NIKKI says:
We wanted our blog to be comprehensive, so we had to watch one of these at some stage. We were going to blog about Sex City, the adult flick based on Sin City, but it was so terrible we turned it off after about 10 minutes. Turning off a porno due to bad quality -- has that ever happened before?

Anyway... this one was alright. It was hilarious, actually, to see just how Nic Cramer and his cronies took the classic film and rejigged it for the adult world. He's gone all out, too. The costumes are great, and the girls use the same bizarro language Alex and the Droogs used in the original ("Viddy well" and "Welly, welly" and all that, and there's an attempt at a message involving women using their muscle to clean up the streets and get ahead.

The gag here is that Alexandra the Droog is a violent sex-addict who must be cured of her affliction. She's caught, jailed, and then forced to watch hours and hours of gross-out porn in order to get her head right. Meanwhile, her fellow Droogs must bust her out of captivity, all the while continuing their rampage against the perverted on the streets.

It was fun. Kaitlyn Ashley gave one of the craziest, bravest porno performances I've ever seen. You know, I don't know if I agree with the end -- I felt like the men these girls were challenging ended up getting too much enjoyment out of the whole thing. But, I guess that's porn for you.

2.5/5

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