25 August 2008
Black Christmas, dir. Glen Morgan (2006)
Sigh. Someone eats an eyeball in this movie. It's fucking gross. That's so all I want to say about this movie, and even that was forced.
It's just another pointless remake that does nothing to enhance the story, further the genre, or make us want at all to look at its predecessor. It's just a sorry excuse for some bullshit writing, some bullshit effects, and some bullshit storytelling that could not have been less effective had the dialogue all been dubbed by chirping geese.
My god, Lacey Chabert. Go talk to the Playboy editors -- there's legitimate work out there.
But I have only myself to blame.